Pecan Pretties Dangle earrings

LOUISIANA - The place where tea is sweet and accents are sweeter; Summer starts in April and macaroni & cheese is a vegetable; Front porches are wide and words are long; PECAN pie is a staple. Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy; everything is darlin' and someone's heart is always being blessed.
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How cute are these pecan dangle earrings made of soil/mud from the Red River in Louisiana? 

I’ve formulated the perfect combination of Louisiana river soil/mud and moldable binders to create these gorgeous pieces of wearable art. Each piece is carefully sealed in a protective coating so there is no worry of staining or damaging your clothing. And NO - Muddy Boot Jewelry does NOT dissolve in water. All pieces are bound by a plasticizing element that secures their shape and integrity. A jewelry care card is included to help you ensure that your special piece is well preserved and maintains its vibrance.